Category: Elder Law


Attribution to Lawrence Hershoff, Client Advisory Board Member


No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had

married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old

neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their

old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk

they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,

practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure

what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty

thousand dollars!

Jerry said, We’ve got to give it back.

Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it

in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking

for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find

a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

Sally said, No.

Jerry said, Shes lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Don’t believe him, hes getting senile.

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.

Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday


The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!

Hard to Find

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly

Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over… women like that are hard to find.”


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